I Promise
Chapter 3
Ittai Koko Wa Doko Ran Za!
Author's Note:
All right, for all you non Ryoga fans (in which there is none ^_^) Ittai koko wa doko ran za means approximately "Where the hell am I now!" And when I mean jeans outfit, (which is later on in the story) I mean a white T-shirt with a jeans jacket and blue baggy jeans on. Okay, might as well say it. Now from chapter 3 to 10 is a main chapter for each main character. This one is… Ryoga Hibiki. Thank you for your time.
Translations:
Ohayo: Good morning (you should know this by now!)
Sayonara: Good bye
Hasta La vista: Good bye (Spanish)
Adios: Good bye (another Spanish)
Hasta Luego: See ya later (Spanish)
Offwa: Good bye (French)
Ciao: Good bye (Italian)
Gomen: Sorry
Minna: Everyone
~~~~ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION!~~~~
For all you guys wondering where the hell Happosai is, here is the answer. I dislike Happosai, in fact, I HATE HIM! Happosai is a disgusting little freaky pervert that steals panties and bras and stuff like that! Every girl on the PLANET would want to tear him apart and eat him for breakfast! Tear him limb from limb! Any questions?
And now for your feature presentation! Chapter 3 Ittai Koko Wa Doko Wan Za!
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Ranma and Akane were walking out of the Tendo Dojo to the Dajima Apartments. Ranma was wearing a flannel and khakis. Akane was wearing a blue skirt and a white tank top. Ranma yawned and jumped to a fence.
"Did they actually bought the story that we were going to school early?" Ranma asked. Akane nodded.
"Yeah, they probably still think I have that fight with boys every morning. I guess Nabiki never told them," Ranma nodded.
"True, so very true," Ranma said. Shampoo and Mousse ran up to them. Shampoo was wearing a black shirt and blue jeans shorts. Mousse was wearing a dark green shirt and black baggy jeans.
"Nihao!' Shampoo greeted.
"Good morning!" Mousse greeted.
"Ohayo," Akane waved.
"Morning," Ranma turned his head. They stopped for Shampoo and Mousse to catch up.
"Had a good night sleep?" Ranma asked.
"Yes," Shampoo said.
"No," Mousse said at the same time. They looked at each other.
"No," Shampoo said.
"Yes," Mousse said at the same time. Akane and Ranma gave out 'the look' at them.
"Never mind. Let's stop at Ucchan's for breakfast," Ranma suggested. The rest nodded and followed him.
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"And you wanted a deluxe, right suga?" Ukyo asked a customer. The customer nodded.
"Of course," Ukyo smiled. She turned to Ryoga.
"One deluxe," she said. Ryoga nodded.
"Aye, aye captain," Ryoga started working on the deluxe okonomiyaki. Ukyo looked at him.
*Ryoga, in that cute little jeans outfit working on an okonomiyaki. He learned well with the spatulas.* Ukyo smiled. She then started working on the okonomiyakis for Ranma, Akane, Shampoo, and Mousse. Ryoga looked at Ukyo.`1
*Styling Ukyo strikes again! She looks cute in blue shorts and navy T-shirt. She should wear that more often. Maybe even nothing on! Ryoga you lady killer you! I can't you just said that!* Ryoga continued on the deluxe until it was done. Then Ranma, Akane, Shampoo, and Mousse came inside.
"Sup?" Ranma greeted. Ryoga waved and gave the deluxe to the customer.
"Here you go, bye," Ryoga said.
"But what about-,"
"You said on the go," Ryoga got out from behind the counter and pushed the customer out to the door.
"And what about-,"
"We're closed for the rest of the day. Good-bye, Sayonara, see ya tomorrow, Adios, Ciao, Hasta La vista, Hasta Luego, Offwa," he pushed the customer out, "Bye," and closed the door. Everyone was looking at him.
"How did you know all that languages," Mousse asked.
"If you get lost more than half your life around the world, you learn a lot of languages too," Ryoga said. Ukyo flipped the newcomers their okonomiyakis.
"I made them early so then we can leave," Akane nodded and took a bite.
"Tasty,"
"What about you and Ryoga?" Ranma asked.
"We already ate," Ukyo answered. Ryoga sighed.
"I feel sorry for them,"
"Hiya," Shampoo agreed.
"Parents almost getting divorce is a terrible thing. It's almost worse than not seeing a parent!" Ranma said. They finished their meal as Ryoga and Ukyo looked at each other. Akane stood up.
"Well, I'm done, how 'bout you guys?"
"We're all done Akane," Ranma said. Akane nodded.
"Does anybody know where we're going?"
"Fu-mmph," Ukyo covered Ryoga's mouth.
"Don't know," Ukyo released his mouth and whispered something in his ear. Ryoga nodded.
"Well we have to be there," Mousse said. They all started walking to Dajima Apartments.
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"All right, this way," Washi said as they all were walking to a tree in a park. Washi looked at the tree's bark. So did Ragi.
"Here it is," Ragi exclaimed.
"A tree. Your parents lived in a tree," Ranma looked up.
"Follow us up," Ragi said. Ranma grabbed Washi and Akane grabbed Ragi. Everyone jumped up to the top of the tree.
"Gee, that was fast," Mousse said. Washi and Ragi held out their hands.
"Hold hands and close your eyes, please," Ragi said. Everyone held hands and formed a circle and closed their eyes.
"Time of Past and Future! Bring us over to the year 2012 of the Nerima ward!" Washi stated.
"In the names of Ranma and Akane Saotome, let light guide to the year 2012!" Ragi said. A purple beam hit everyone and wind started catching.
"Thy Goddesses be held in your hands! Blue light in thunder. To the future we go!" Ragi and Washi said together. The beam of light made everyone disappear and reappear in front of the Tendo Dojo. Everyone opened their eyes. Ranma and Akane looked at the twins.
"2012? Is this the future?" Akane asked. Ragi and Washi looked at each other.
"Come on," Washi grabbed Ranma's hand. The rest followed them to the steps to the Dojo. Washi knocked on the door and Ranma from the future opened the door.
"Sup Pop?" Washi hugged his father.
"Hey there!" Ranma hugged his son and soon, his daughter. Then he noticed a guy in front of him. The Ranma from the present bowed.
"I'm Ranma Saotome, sorry 'bout this,"
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"So, this is me in the future, right?" Ryoga asked the Ryoga from the future.
"Yep," Ryoga from the present put an arm around the Ryoga from the future. (Is this too confusing for you? ()^_^ ::sweatdrop:: I'm confused too. How bout this… a person with a ~before and after their names -ex. ~Ranma~ - means they're from the future. If there is nothing, They are from the present. Thank you for reading this important announcement.)
"I think we'll be good friends," Ryoga said. They sat down somewhere and started talking. Shampoo looked at ~Shampoo~.
"Nihao!" Shampoo greeted.
"Nihao!" ~Shampoo~ greeted. Shampoo was impressed.
"You get job here in future?" ~Shampoo~ nodded.
"I am a nurse," Shampoo was even more impress.
"Hiya! You learn more English!"
"You would too in the future," ~Shampoo~ smiled.
"Tell about future," Shampoo and ~Shampoo~ sat down. Soon Mousse and ~Mousse~ came and joined the conversation.
"Suga, I'm one of the best chefs in Japan!" ~Ukyo~ said to Ukyo. Ukyo remembered about the discussion at the basement when the elevator dropped down. She decided to ask that question to see if it was true.
"Listen, do you have a husband?" ~Ukyo~ nodded.
"A very fine one. And so cute too! You should see him in bed," ~Ukyo~ smiled a bit.
"Who? Who? Who's my husband in the future?"
"Your boyfriend," Ukyo smiled.
"Ryoga Hibiki?"
"Your husband in the future? Yes he is!" ~Ukyo~ said. Ukyo smiled.
"I already saw him in bed," ~Ukyo~ stared at her.
"Hey! I didn't get the fun in the past?"
"Now you do. Yesterday, we decided to visit you and we were suppose to meet at six. I didn't want Ryoga to get lost so I let him crash at my place and then…" Ukyo smiled remembering the whole night. (I'm not gonna add the details. This is NOT a lemon fic! Shame on you!)
"Come on, let's talk to them," ~Ukyo~ suggested. Ukyo and ~Ukyo~ went over and talked with Ryoga and ~Ryoga~.
"So what's the problem?" Akane asked ~Ranma~.
"My wife," he said in a whisper. Akane looked at him.
"Your wife?"
"In other words… you in the future," Akane was surprised.
"ME?! Why would I want a divorce with you?!"
"With all the fighting that went on. You took it seriously when I said to take a hike bad cook lady," ~Ranma~ saw chi coming out of Akane.
"You said WHAT?!" Akane took out mallet.
"I said take a hike bad cook lady,"
"You… How dare you! HEEEYAA!" Akane malleted her future husband. Then, another mallet came and stiked him.
"That's for repeating does words!" Akane turned around and saw her future self. Ranma went over to his future self.
"Haven't you learn not to mess with her temper?" Ranma crouched down seeing ~Ranma~ on the floor.
"Yeah, should've learned that backed then," ~Ranma~ got up. So did Ranma.
"Ranma… if you weren't so such a bastard…" ~Akane~ started.
"And if you weren't such a bi-," ~Ranma~ got interrupted by Ranma and Akane.
"Stop, do you guys know what your doing?" Akane asked.
"Ranma, your just asking for a divorce!" Ranma said to his future self. ~Ranma~ and ~Akane~ looked at each other. Then an angry face appeared in their faces and with a 'humph' they were back to back, crossing their arms. Ranma and Akane sighed. There was a knock at the door.
"I'll get it," Ragi said. She went over to the door and open it. There was a brown haired girl that was held into a ponytail.
"Sup cuz?" Ragi smiled a bit.
"Hi Kagami, come in, come in. There is some people you gotta meet," Kagami looked at her.
"Tough! You already got me on April Fool's and it won't happen again," Ragi smiled some more. She grabbed Kagami's hand and dragged her inside.
"How would you like to see your uncle in the past?" Ragi said. Kagami swiped her hand away from Ragi's reach.
"Are you outta your mind, girl? There is no such thing in bringing people from the past to the future!" Washi came in the hallway and saw the two girls talking.
"Kagami! So glad you made it! Follow me," Washi motioned her to come. The two girls followed Washi to the house. Then to the living room. Everyone stopped talking and looked at the three. Washi smiled.
"Everybody, Kagami Tofu," The people from the past stared at her.
"Kagami?" Akane and Ranma said.
"Hi guys!" Kagami greeted. ~Akane~ went to her.
"Where's your parents?"
"They said I can come here. And besides, Dad was wondering if Shampoo can lend him a pack of those thingys… popsicle sticks or something,"
"Don't worry, I'll give it to you when you leave," ~Shampoo~ said.
"That would be-," Kagami looked at Shampoo.
"Nihao," she greeted.
"Who is she? Your twin or something?" she looked around and saw everyone one more time.
"Um… Kagami? Come here. We need to talk to you," Washi and Ragi lead her to their rooms. Ryoga looked them. Then to ~Ryoga~.
"Was that Kagami?" ~Ryoga~ nodded.
"She was cute when she was a baby. Now she's fourteen," ~Ryoga~ said. Ryoga looked at him.
"If this was the same Kagami that I know… when was she born?"
"April 14, 1998," ~Ryoga~ said. (Tee hee. Does anybody know what happened in April 14, 1912? ^_^)
"Thought so," Ryoga nodded.
"Ryoga-Suga?" Ukyo and ~Ukyo~ said in unison. Both of the Ryogas looked at them. The four then got back to conversation. Akane and Ranma looked at them and then at ~Ranma~ and ~Akane~.
"Come with us," Ranma motioned them to follow them to the Dojo.
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"All right, now this has to keep them together or we'll have one hell of a bad future," Ranma whispered to Akane. Akane nodded. She tighten up her belt and turned to ~Ranma~ and ~Akane~.
"You remember the rules. Anything Goes," Akane explained.
"What? You want us to fight ya?" ~Ranma~ asked. Akane nodded.
"Me and Ranma," Akane said. Ranma nodded as well. ~Ranma~ smirked.
"Well, in that case…I'm sorry, I don't hit girls," ~Ranma~ said. ~Akane~ glared at him.
"Well Mr. Macho, if you wanna win, then you're gonna have to!" ~Akane~ said.
"What? Your not gonna fight!" ~Ranma~ crossed his arms.
"Why? I'm just as good as you are!" ~Akane~ said. At that point, Ranma and Akane charged up to them. It was ~Ranma~ versus Akane and Ranma versus ~Akane~. Akane hit ~Ranma~ square in the chest and he flew a couple feet away and Ranma did some rapid motions and cut ~Akane's~ sleeve off and landed back to back with Akane and poses.
"You cut my sleeve off?" ~Akane~ said to Ranma.
"Couldn't hit girls remember? Be careful or it will be your shirt next time," Ranma said.
"How dare you say that!" ~Ranma~ said. He flew and try to attack Ranma but Akane grabbed his foot and flipped him over.
"Be careful of your jealousy. This is you in the past," Akane pointed out.
"Fine… unless your asking to spar," ~Ranma~ said and got up.
"Sparing is my favorite, Ranma. You should know that by now," Akane said.
"She's got a point," ~Akane~ said.
"Spar. You two want to spar," ~Ranma~ smirked.
"C'mon. For fun?" Ranma asked. ~Ranma~ looked at ~Akane~.
"Humph! If you think I can fight now," ~Akane~ smirked.
"Tomboy," ~Ranma~ coughed out.
"Hey! I heard that!" Akane said.
"Akane is not a tomboy!" Ranma said.
"You think I'm a tomboy, huh?" ~Akane~ asked to ~Ranma~.
"Yeah," ~Ranma~ said.
"Then you won't mind if I leave then!" ~Akane~ said as she marched out the Dojo.
"Akane! Wait! I didn't mean…," ~Ranma~ watched ~Akane~ leave. ~Ranma~ fell down to the floor. Akane and Ranma looked at him.
"Ranma," Akane and Ranma said.
"Don't leave, Akane," ~Ranma~ was again on the verge of tears again. Trying to hold it back, he stood up. Make that tried to stand up. Ranma and Akane went over to him. Akane smiled to Ranma.
"Ranma, I'll go get Akane. You stay here," she said. Ranma nodded.
"All right," Ranma said. Akane left Dojo and Ranma sat down next ~Ranma~.
"Don't worry, she'll be back," Ranma promised. Soon everyone came over to the Dojo.
"Ranma! Akane just left!" ~Ryoga~ said.
"Both Akanes!" Ryoga said.
"What the hell happened!" Kagami yelled out. ~Shampoo~ looked at her.
"Your mom would never allow you to say that," ~Shampoo~ said.
"Yeah, I know," Kagami said.
"Well, what happened?" ~Mousse~ asked.
"Ranma told his wife that she was a tomboy," Ranma said.
"And Ranma's fiancee went to get her," ~Ranma~ choked out. Everyone stared at them.
"That sounded messed up," Mousse said.
"I'm gonna go find both moms!" Ragi said.
"Hey! Guess who's also coming," Ryoga said.
"Me too," Mousse and Washi said.
"Hiya!" Shampoo said.
"Sure, forget about me then," Ranma stood up.
"And me," Ukyo said.
"I'm coming too," Kagami rose her hand.
"God sakes," ~Ryoga~ said.
"Come on," Washi motioned them out to the door.
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~Akane~ walked over to a park bench and sat down.
"Ranma, you baka," ~Akane~ sighed.
"Akane," ~Akane~ turned around and saw Akane.
"Akane? Would you like to sit down?" ~Akane~ asked.
"Sure," Akane smiled. She sat down next to her future self.
"That Ranma, stupid, pitiful," ~Akane~ sighed.
"Tempting to hurt, rude," Akane said.
"An idiot, imbecile," ~Akane~ said.
"A pervert, infadell,… and loving too," Akane said.
"A prince charming, a knight in shining armor," ~Akane~ said. She then noticed that Akane was staring at her.
"You still love Ranma," Akane said.
"No I don't," ~Akane~ stuttered.
"Akane, remember when Ranma saved you from Kirin?" Akane explained.
"Yes I do. He was hurt so badly and he still won't give up to rescue me,"
"He wanted to rescue you… and marry you," Akane said. ~Akane~ looked at her.
"Marry me?"
"Girl! He loves you!"
"And you too,"
"Akane, I am you at sixteen. From 1998! Don't disappoint me like this! Go back to Ranma! I'm sure you like to spend the rest of your life with Ranma and your kids! You will have a good future with him and so will I! But with out him… you will be in hell! You'll regret this for the rest of your life! Please Akane, I'm begging you!" Akane cried.
"Akane… this is the year 2012, and please listen. In these days, if you insult your wife or husband… it's like dissing your honor, your future, your family, yourself… you get it now?"
"You said yourself,"
"Yeah,"
"If Ranma insulted you, it'll be hurting him! Don't you get it?"
"Gee… I get it now! And he thinks I was dense about P-chan,"
"P-chan? What about P-chan?"
"You mean you don't know?"
"No,"
"You know Ryoga, right?"
"Yeah, of course… I'm afraid to even ask but, what about him?"
"He'll tell ya later,"
"Let's get back to the point,"
"About Ranma?"
"Yeah! Are you just gonna ruin his life?…and yours?"
"My life?"
"Yeah! You know why?"
"No,"
"Because, I'm not moving out of this seat until you go back to him!"
"Isn't that foolish?"
"Foolish not! Do you remember when he rescued you from Kirin?"
"Well…"
"He wouldn't give up! Even if he was badly hurt, he didn't want Kirin to marry you. You know why?"
"No, I guess I really don't"
"Because he wanted to marry you," Akane made it clear for her.
"Akane, how did you know all this?"
"You should know all this too,"
"No, I didn't know all that,"
"Let me make this clear for you. He loves you. He wants to be with you forever!" Akane putted in sign language on the "love" part and the "forever" part.
"Well…"
"How about that one time when he destroyed Nannichuwan? His one pride,"
"He didn't want me to fall,"
"And change your gender," Akane explained. ~Akane~ looked at her.
"My gender?"
"He wants you a women… and only and women," The two Akanes looked at each other. ~Akane~ smiled.
"Akane, thank you,"
"Does that mean you'll go back to him?"
"Maybe,"
"Akane," Both of the Akanes turned around and saw Ranma and ~Ranma~ (He decided to come too) and Ragi, Washi, Kagami, Ryoga, Ukyo, Shampoo, and Mousse.
"Akane," ~Ranma~ walked up to ~Akane~. Akane stood up.
"I guess I'll leave you two alone," she said. She then joined the group.
"Wanna go somewhere? I'm starving! What is there to eat?" Ranma asked.
"There is this one new restaurant called Fukujin Restaurant. It has good sushi and chicken noodles," Ragi suggested.
"Sure, let's go," Akane said. Everyone started walking. Akane took one more glance at ~Akane~ and ~Ranma~ and started walking with the group.
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The group started walking to the restaurant when al of a sudden Akane remembered what ~Akane~ said. She went over to Ryoga, who has his arm around Ukyo.
"Ryoga, could I talk to you for a bit?" Ryoga looked up at Akane.
"Sure. About what?"
"About something," Akane said. Ryoga nodded. Then he turned to Ukyo.
"I'll be back, okay?" Ryoga said.
"Okay," Ukyo smiled. They gave each other a small kiss and Ryoga went with Akane. They arrived at Fukujin Restaurant and they sat down. Ryoga and Akane sat down in different table.
"Can't we sit down with the others?" Ryoga asked.
"This is kinda personal," Akane asked. Their chicken noodles arrived at their tables.
"So what's this about?" Ryoga asked as he took his chopsticks and started eating.
"Ryoga, Akane from the future says you know more about P-chan than I do. She wouldn't tell me so I guess you should tell me," Akane stared at Ryoga, who was choking on a piece of chicken.
"Ryoga, are you choking?" Akane asked. She noticed that Ryoga was turning blue. She sighed and went over to Ryoga.
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"What is she doing to my Ryoga?" Ukyo was staring at them. Ranma was doing the same thing. They were both watching Akane and Ryoga.
"That Ryoga. I thought he gave up on Akane," Ranma started clenching his fist.
"Guys, your not eating," Mousse noticed. Ukyo and Ranma ate their food with anger and not taking their eyes off Akane and Ryoga.
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"Are you okay?" Akane asked as she sat down. Ryoga took a few deep breaths.
"Yeah… perfectly… fine," he said taking a breath between each word.
"So tell me, about P-chan," Akane ate her noodles.
"P-chan?"
"Yeah, my pet pig,"
"That pig?"
"Yeah,"
"P-chan?"
"Ryoga!"
"Well, if your future self knows… you'll find out sooner or later,"
"What you mean by that?"
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"What are they talking about?!" Ukyo asked Ranma.
"Boy, am I gonna have fun beating the crap outta him," Ranma started cracking his knuckles.
"Geez! What are you guys, vultures?" Kagami asked.
"Maybe,"
"Uncle Ranma, Ukyo, your both jealous… right," Kagami asked.
"Maybe," Ranma said.
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"P-chan… well… he… um…" Ryoga stuttered.
"Ryoga, please, I'll understand,"
"I bet you won't,"
"Tell me about P-chan,"
"I'm P-chan," Ryoga whispered.
"What?"
"I said I'm P-chan," Ryoga said a little louder.
"Your P-chan?"
"Follow me," Ryoga grabbed Akane's hand and they headed out of the restaurant.
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"What the hell is he doing?!" Ranma and Ukyo said in unison,
"Would you shut up already?" Kagami complained.
"Hiya! You two jealous!" Shampoo agreed.
"C'mon Ukyo," Ranma said. They both stood up and followed Ryoga and Akane to the back of the restaurant.
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"I know this wasn't where the water fountain is," Ryoga said then he laid his eyes on a water hose. He turned it on.
"Ryoga, what are you doing?" Akane asked.
"Watch. Then you can smack me,"
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"What is that jackass doing?" Ukyo whispered. Ranma knew what is happening.
"Oh no, I think you should not watch this,"
"Why," She looked ahead and gasped.
"See?"
"Where's Ryoga? I only see a black piglet, water, and Ryoga's clothes," Ukyo looked at Ranma. Then at the pig.
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"P-chan? Ryoga?" Akane was shocked. P-chan squealed. Ranma and Ukyo came to Akane.
"Jusenkyo curse," Ranma said. Ukyo brought some hot water out of nowhere and poured it on the black piglet. She watched as the pig transformed into a naked boy.
"Ry-Ryoga?" Ukyo smiled a bit.
"I guess you saw it to," Ryoga said. Ukyo sat down with Ryoga.
"Well, you look hot without clothes on," Ukyo said. Ryoga blushed and smiled a bit.
"Yeah. You said that already last night," Ryoga said. Akane and Ranma stared at them.
"I won't ask," Ranma said.
"As much as I hate saying this… you need to put your clothes on," Ukyo said.
"Akane, Ranma, Ukyo, would you turn around?" Ryoga asked.
"Sure," Akane said. Akane and Ranma turned around. Ukyo was still watching.
"You too," Ryoga said.
"Maybe I don't wanna turn around," Ukyo smiled.
"Ukyo turn's around," Ryoga twirled his finger to motion Ukyo to turn around.
"You love to ruin my fun," Ukyo said. She turned around. A couple seconds later, Ryoga was in his jeans outfit again. The four walked back into the restaurant. Akane pulled Ryoga back.
"What is it this time?" Ryoga asked.
"Well, I needed to do this," Akane smacked Ryoga across the face.
"Thanks,"
"Just to not feel guilty," Akane went in and so did Ryoga.
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~Ranma~ and ~Akane~ were still looking at each other with silence. ~Ranma~ finally broke the silence.
"Akane, please say you'll come back to me," ~Akane~ looked down.
"Ranma, why?"
"What?"
"Why do you insult me so?" ~Ranma~ sighed and sat down next to ~Akane~.
"Akane, you know how my life is a living hell when,"
"Yes I do,"
"I really don't know what love is!" ~Ranma~ looked at his wife in the eyes.
"But Ranma…"
"Akane, I'm thirty years old and I still don't know what the hell love is,"
"Ranma, love is when 1) don't insult each other,"
"My pops insults me,"
"You think he loves you?"
"No,"
"2) You basically know more than half of the meaning of love,"
"I what?"
"You would go into lengths of trouble just to be with me,"
"Well, I guess that is love,"
"It sure is,"
"Akane, I love you. I love you with all my heart. Please, don't leave me. I'll do anything… anything, for you to stay. Would you?" ~Akane~ stared at him.
"Ranma," that was all se could say. She smiled.
"Will you?" ~Ranma~ repeated.
"Sure," they both stood up and they gave each other a short kiss.
"C'mon, I'll walk ya home," ~Ranma~ grabbed her hand and they started walking back to the Dojo.
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"Why back to the Dojo?" Washi asked Akane. Everyone was walking back to the Dojo.
"Oh you'll see," Akane smiled a bit. After knowing that P-chan and Ryoga are the same, she might as well think of a prank for fun. (You would too if you found out one of your friends turns into something that you keep as a pet and sleep with. ()^_^)
"Hiya. Akane acted to strange today, yes?" Shampoo asked Mousse.
"Yeah, what's up with her?" Mousse asked.
"Uncle Ranma, did you know you owe me 1000 yens?" Kagami said. Ranma looked at her.
"What? Hey! I'm from the past!"
"But you owe me 1000 yens,"
"Tell that to the one now,"
"But you still-,"
"Fine!" Ranma paid Kagami 1000 yens.
"Thank you, thank you," Kagami smirked.
*I learn everything from Aunt Nabiki.* she laughed.
"Miss Kuonji, you're hardly talking. What is the matter?" Ragi asked.
"Nothing," Ukyo smiled. She turned to Ryoga. Ryoga smiled and he put an arm around Ukyo.
"You think they gotten together?" Ryoga asked.
"Maybe," Ukyo smiled. They arrived at the Dojo. Washi opened it and they all went inside. This time, when they got inside, it was stranger… it smelled funny.
"Oh no, mom's home and she's cooking," Washi said. Everyone rushed over to the kitchen except Washi.
"Damn you Washi! If mom's home…" Ragi yelled. Washi thought it over.
"Mom's home!" Washi then rushed to the kitchen. He saw everybody looking at ~Akane~ cook. ~Akane~ turned around.
"Ragi, Washi, your home," ~Akane~ smiled.
"Don't worry, I'll tell them," ~Ranma~ volunteered. He went over to them.
"What?" Ragi asked. ~Ranma~ turned to the others.
"For all those who wants to listen, follow me to the living room," he exclaimed. Everyone followed him to the living room and both of the Ukyos made sure that both of the Ryogas didn't get lost.
"C'mon Suga," Ukyo grabbed Ryoga's collar.
"Follow me Ryoga-Suga," ~Ukyo~ grabbed ~Ryoga's~ shirt. Everyone sat down.
"All right, I'm happy to announce," ~Ranma~ started.
"Since when did you use big words?" Washi asked.
"Since now," ~Ranma~ said.
"Just continue," Ragi said.
"As I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted," ~Ranma~ looked at Washi, "Me and Akane, are back together," Everyone cheered. ~Akane~ came in with what was suppose to be a cake.
"Eat, I made it for you guys," ~Akane~ said. Everyone looked at the "cake" and then at Akane.
"How… wonderful," Ragi said. Everyone got a piece of cake.
"Why not both Ranma and Akane try it first?" Kagami suggested. Both of the Ranmas and Akane looked at her.
"I agree," Ryoga said.
*I may be dissing my own cooking but now he's gonna get it.* Akane smirked.
"Go for it," Mousse said.
*He's also gonna get it.* Akane smiled.
"I vote to it," Shampoo agreed as well.
*She too.* Akane looked at her.
"Try it," Ukyo suggested.
*Oh, I'm gonna have fun! Bwahahaha!* Akane laughed to herself. Ranma, ~Ranma~, Akane, and ~Akane~ took a spoon and took a nibble out of it. They all gasped.
"It's, it's, it's… normal! Maybe even tastier!" ~Ranma~ exclaimed. The rest nodded. Everyone took a bite out of theirs and the enjoyed it. Akane looked at Shampoo.
*Off the hook.* she looked at Mousse.
*Him too.* She looked at Ukyo.
*Maybe her too.* Then she looked at Ryoga.
*I think I'm gonna have fun. I know it's unlike me but… it's pay back for not telling me about him and P-chan.* She smirked and took another bite out of the cake. She laughed to herself.
"Hey Akane, come here," Akane turned and saw Ranma sitting at a table. She went over to him.
"Hey Ranma," she greeted.
"You probably might say… mission accomplished," Ranma said. Akane nodded.
"You might say that," Akane said.
"Hey, when we get back, you wanna do something?" Ranma suggested.
"Sure, but you might want to wait a minute," Akane said. Ranma smiled.
"Oh?"
"Or maybe, right when we come back," Akane said and smiled. She stood up.
"Are you going somewhere?" Ranma asked.
"Yeah, gotta do something," Akane walked over to Ryoga. Ryoga was talking to Mousse, Shampoo, Ukyo, and their future selves. Ryoga looked up and saw Akane.
"Sup Akane," Ryoga greeted.
"Hey Ryoga, could you help me with something?" Akane asked.
"But what about Ranma?" Ryoga asked.
"He's kinda busy," Akane said. Ryoga looked over at Ranma.
"Well… he's only talking to himself in the future,"
"Just come with me," Akane said. She grabbed Ryoga's arm and made him stand up. She then dragged him to the upstairs. ~Ryoga~ sighed.
"Oh no," He said. Everyone that was talking with him looked at him.
"What'd ya mean oh no?" Ukyo asked.
"Well, when I w